Bill Maher:
New rule: if your future plans include murdering someone, you probably shouldn't get a neck tattoo that says "Murder".
[laughter]
Bill Maher:
That's what Jeff Chapman did in Kansas, and now he wants the State to pay for the removal of his "Murder" tattoo because it might make the jury think he had murder on his mind.
[laughter]
Bill Maher:
I got a better idea, Jeff: wear a turtleneck.
[laughter]
Bill Maher:
Or if that's too gay for you, tattoo "I didn't" on your forehead...
[laughter]
Bill Maher:
...and then the jury will see the message "I didn't murder". Oh, who am I kidding? They'll convict you, anyway. Enjoy prison, dumbass.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:14