Dave Buznik:
Kendra, even though I'd love to see you take that bra off because it represents a team I've hated my entire life, you gotta keep it on.
Kendra:
Why?
Dave Buznik:
Because I've got a girlfriend.
Kendra:
[she becomes angry]
I'm not a child Dave. If you think I'm a porker, then just come right out and say it.
Dave Buznik:
No no no, I don't think you're a porker.
Kendra:
Well then why when the idea of sleeping with me comes up, you all of a sudden have "a girlfriend."
Dave Buznik:
Because I do, I do. I do have a girlfriend.
Kendra:
Said the liar to the beached whale!
Dave Buznik:
You're not a beached whale! If anything, you could even afford to gain a few pounds.
Kendra:
Oh, so now I'm too skinny for you?
Dave Buznik:
No, no, no, no I didn't mean that.
Kendra:
Is this what you want, Dave?
[stuffs her face with brownies]
Kendra:
If I put on a few pounds, would you be able to stifle your vomit long enough to have sex with me?
Dave Buznik:
Holy shit.
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