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Jeff Dunham:
Achmed, he's your son.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and apparently this one got run over by a fucking lawn mower.
Achmed Jr.:
You caused the accident.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Accident? It was a huge explosion with great fire and destruction.
Achmed Jr.:
You didn't mean for it to happen.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
I did, too!
Achmed Jr.:
You did not.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Lis...
[his leg gets caught again]

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Oh, shit. MARNELL! Son of a bitch!
Achmed Jr.:
Are you talking to me now?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[Marnell fixes his leg again and leaves]
Fix it right, or I kick your ass! Marnell! Come back! My arm is stuck in my pelvis, you asshole!
[Marnell fixes everything and leaves again]

Achmed Jr.:
He can fix my pelvis anytime.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Shut up!

Film

Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos (2011)

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