Scarlett:
Have you got a boyfriend?
Young Bridesmaid:
Yes.
Scarlett:
What's his name?
Young Bridesmaid:
Dolph. He's good at table tennis. What about you?
Scarlett:
No. Afraid not.
Young Bridesmaid:
Why not?
Scarlett:
Don't know. Because most of the blokes I fancy think l'm stupid and pointless - and, so, they just bonk me and then leave me. And the kind of blokes that do fancy me, I think are drips. I can't even be bothered to bonk them. Which does sort of leave me a bit nowhere.
Young Bridesmaid:
What's bonking?
Scarlett:
Well, it's kind of like table tennis, only with slightly smaller balls.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:57