Mr Van Houten:
[sighs]
You know why all this happened, don't you? Because I took my marriage for granted. You know in twelve years, I never once helped out with the housework.
Homer:
Oh yeah, you got to do that.
Mr Van Houten:
I could have at least stayed in shape for her.
Homer:
Oh, and for yourself.
Mr Van Houten:
I could have taken just a little time to... to make her feel special.
Homer:
It can't just be sex! It can't!
Mr Van Houten:
God, I'm so self-centred! No wonder I didn't see it coming! That's how it is though - one day your wife is making you your favourite meal - the next day you're thawin' a hotdog in a gas station sink.
Homer:
Oh, that's tough, pal. But it's never gonna' happen to me.
Mr Van Houten:
Well, how do you know? What makes you guys so special?
Homer:
Cause' Marge and I have one thing that can never be broken - a strong marriage built on a solid foundation of routine.
[cuts to Homer returning to an empty house]
Homer:
Marge, I'm home. Where are you? Are you OK? I don't smell dinner.
[takes a note off the refrigerator door]
Homer:
"Dear Homer"... aw. "Sorry you didn't want to join me tonight. I've left you hotdogs for dinner. They're thawing in the sink".
[Homer sees them and screams]
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