Popeye:
[Comes up to Geezil's grocery stand]
Bunch of carrots?
Geezil:
Nah.
Popeye:
Ain't got no carrots?
[Points to them]
Popeye:
What are those? Prunes?
Geezil:
Phooey on carrots!
[Picks up can]
Geezil:
Take broccoli!
Popeye:
I'm in the mood for carrots. I need me vitamins.
Geezil:
[Puts down can, then picks up another can]
Phooey on carrots! Take spinach!
Popeye:
If I wanted spinach, I'd ask for spinach.
Geezil:
Well, why didn't you say so?
[Puts down can and picks up the bunch of carrots]
Geezil:
For you, each a dollar.
Popeye:
How much is the broccoli?
Geezil:
Nickel, maybe dime.
Popeye:
And the spinach?
Geezil:
Dime, maybe quarter.
Popeye:
Then how come carrots is a dollar?
Geezil:
Dollar fifty. You buy what I don't feel like selling will cost you two dollars.
[Takes the carrots and tosses Geezil a nickel]
Geezil:
Ah ah ah! Deadbeat, nope! This is a nickel!
Popeye:
I'm payin' what me feels like payin'.
[Walks away laughing]
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