Church #2:
There's Sheila. Sheila!
[runs up to the tank and starts shooting it with his pistol]
Church #2:
Sheila, Sheila, hey, wake up! Wake up, hey, Sheila, come on, turn on! Uhh... Ignition!
Church:
[running off of Blue Base]
Okay, rookie, you stay here! I'll be back with the flag!
Church #2:
[runs behind the tank]
Aw crap crap, come on, activate!
Sheila:
Thank you for activating the M808B Main Battle Tank. You may call me Phyllis.
Church #2:
Hey, Sh- wait, Phyllis? Why not Sheila?
Sheila:
Name overwritten. You may now call me Sheila.
Church #2:
Whatever. Quickly. I need you to run through all your weapons system programs.
Sheila:
Affirmative. Auto-lock is enabled. Barrel recoil dampers are enabled.
Church #2:
Yeah, c'mon, c'mon, hurry.
Sheila:
Extra ammo management is disabled. The friendly-fire protocol is enabled.
Church #2:
Friendly fire. That's the one that kills teammates, right?
Sheila:
Affirmative.
Church #2:
All right. *Disable* the friendly-fire protocol.
Sheila:
Friendly-fire protocol is now disabled. Friendly forces may now be targetted by auto-lock.
Church #2:
Yes! Wait! No! That doesn't sound right.
[Caboose enters the tank]
Church #2:
I want the other thing.
Sheila:
[to Caboose]
Hello, and thank you for activating the M808B Main Battle Tank. You may call me Sheila.
Caboose:
Hello. Sheila. Big tank lady.
Sheila:
Would you like me to run the tutorial program?
Church #2:
Sheila, what're you talking about? Forget what I just said.
Sheila:
This tutorial program is intended to instruct non-certified personnel. Let's begin with some driving.
[drives off]
Church #2:
[left behind]
Wait! Oh my God, no!
Sheila:
I was built by an American automotive company, and I was assembled in Mexico.
Church #2:
[chasing on foot]
No no no no no no no no no no n...
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