[Church and Tex are in Caboose's mind and are encountering his mental images of all the characters]
Caboose's Church:
Attention Reds! The great Caboose demands an audience with you, so listen up ya blowjobbing cocksuckers!
[the Reds appear from behind obstacles one by one]
Simmons:
Caboose? Oh no, he's come to kill us!
Grif:
[he is wearing yellow]
Will someone please help me? I don't wanna die.
Lady Donut:
I love Caboose and yet I'm still afraid of him.
Sarge:
[in a pirate voice]
Arrgh. I be havin' a southern accent. Yorgh.
Lady Donut:
He's so scary.
Caboose:
Fear not, Reds. I come here not to destroy, but instead to ask for your assistance on this day.
Church:
Okay woah woah woah woah woah. I gotta correct a couple things I'm hearing.
[to the fake Church]
Church:
First of all, you? You're not Caboose's best friend. Okay? You don't have a best friend. You know why? You don't need one! You're Church! Knowing other people just waters down the experience! Live the dream, buddy!
Caboose's Church:
Shove it, dick-sniffer!
Church:
And Caboose? Come on, dude. Seriously? Have you paid attention to our enemies for one second?
Caboose:
I beg your pardon?
Church:
First of all, that guy,
[Grif]
Church:
he's not yellow. He's orange. And since when is there a girl on the red team?
Lady Donut:
My favorite thing is pretty dresses.
Sarge:
Argh. I got termites in me leg.
Church:
And that is not a southern accent.
Sarge:
Arr.
Lady Donut:
Do you have any tampons?
Church:
Seriously, what is the matter with you people?
Tex:
Calm down, Church!
Grif:
Don't kill us, Mr. Sidekick!
Caboose's Church:
Hey butt-brunch! I'm Caboose's sidekick, not him! Shut your pie-hole!
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