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Patrick:
It was just so embarrassing. I didn't know what to do.
Steve:
Happens to us all mate.
Jeff:
All of us, in our time, are visited by the melty man.
Patrick:
The what?
Jeff:
Don't say his name, Patrick. Don't even think his name or he will rise from the shadow dimensions to do his evil work on your terrified pants.
Patrick:
[chuckle]
Terrified pants?
Steve:
[gravely]
There's nothing funny about the melty man, Patrick.
Patrick:
[face falls]
You know about the melty man, too?
Steve:
[in a "duh!" voice]
We all know the melty man.
Patrick:
Who is he?
Steve:
The archenemy of trouser confidence.
Jeff:
Professor Moriarty. In groin form.
Steve:
Darth Vader
Jeff:
Without the helmet.
Patrick:
[terrified and shocked]
What does he do?
Jeff:
Patrick, you *know* what he does.
Patrick:
[looks down]
Oh right.
Jeff:
You're in bed with a woman. Everything's going fine. That's when the melty man strikes.
Steve:
Suddenly you find yourself thinking, "Maybe she's really bored".
Jeff:
Maybe you're licking her neck too much. Are you over-wetting her neck?
Steve:
Are you spending an equal amount of time on each breast? I mean, what if one breast gets ahead?
Jeff:
Should you be switching between them really quickly or should you squish 'em both together and do them at once
[demonstrates]

Patrick:
[frowns]

Steve:
Or should you skip one breast completely just to save time?
Jeff:
She's wriggling about. Is that a good sign or is she just trying to dry her neck?

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