Robin Williams:
The manly sport of golf where you can dress like a pimp and no one will care. You can wear clothes that even a blind gay man would go, "oh dear christ. Those are loud this is not carnivale what the fuck are you on?" Even the alligators going, "Asshole". It's such an exciting, athletic sport too. Whack the ball, get in the cart. Whack the ball, get in the cart. And the commentary is electrifying. Just this side of curdling for getting me going. "I'm on the third green now. Could people be quieter I'd like to hear the grass grow." I want the guy who does mexican soccer to do golf one time. "He's hit the ball. The ball is going into the, HOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEE!" just to see all those old waspy motherfuckers go, "Oh dear Christ. My god, they're not gardening they're playing now."
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:13