[Prince Edward rides on top of an MTA New York City Transit bus thinking it is a steel beast]
Prince Edward:
You've met your match, you foul bellowing beast!
[He takes his sword and stabs it through the roof of the bus, the blade also ripping open an old lady's bag in the process]
Bus Driver:
[stops the bus]
Everybody stay on the bus.
Prince Edward:
Giselle? My love?
Pip in New York:
Giselle?
Prince Edward:
Right. The steel beast is dead, peasants! I've set you all free!
Bus Driver:
[gets off the bus and yells at Edward]
Are you crazy? Nobody stabs my bus! I'll tear you apart! Do you hear me? You get down here RIGHT NOW!
Nathaniel:
Madam, allow me...
Prince Edward:
Nathaniel, old friend!
Nathaniel:
Sire, may I suggest that you, uh...
Bus Driver:
You? A friend a' his? Crazy tight-wearin'... Are you tryin' to mess up my route?
[Pip jumps onto her forehead, and mimics her]
Bus Driver:
I'll tear you both apart! Don't you roll your eyes at me, you...
[Nathaniel points at Pip, causing the driver to look up]
Bus Driver:
A RAT! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
[She goes berserk and tries to get Pip off of her]
Prince Edward:
Well, strictly speaking, he's a chipmunk.
Nathaniel:
Sire, may I suggest we seek elsewhere for your bride?
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