Villager #2:
[Shrek sneaks up on a mob about to storm his swamp]
Think it's in there?
Villager #1:
All right. Let's get it!
Ogre Hunter #1:
Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you?
Ogre Hunter #2:
Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread!
Shrek:
[chuckles and the villagers saw him]
Yes, well, actually, that would be a giant. Now ogres, oh, they're much worse! They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.
Villager:
[scared]
No!
Shrek:
They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast.
Villager #5:
[brandishes a torch at Shrek]
BACK! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
[Shrek licks his fingers and puts out the torch]
Villager #5:
Right.
[Shrek roars at the villagers, rendering them petrified for some time]
Shrek:
[whispers]
This is the part where you run away.
[the villagers flee]
Shrek:
[laughs happily]
And stay out!
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