DiCinema

Church:
[watching red team through a sniper scope]
Okay, so the red guy is Sarge, their leader, which is lucky for us, because he's not a very good leader.
Simmons:
Yeah.
Church:
And that's Donut. I like Donut. He's pretty harmless, I don't think he'd hurt a fly.
Simmons:
Plus he's kinda...
Church:
What?
Simmons:
Well... y' know...
Church:
Actually, I don't know.
Simmons:
Well, he's kinda into girly things. Like, feelings, and...
Church:
I think you're projecting.
Simmons:
I'm not projecting, I'm just stating an observation.
Church:
I don't know. You seem pretty defensive for someone who's "not projecting".
Simmons:
His armour is PINK.
Church:
Pink? I wouldn't say pink. More of a... slightly less red.
Simmons:
It's pink, okay? I know pink when I see it!
Church:
I'm sure you do! You wanna talk about it?
Simmons:
NO.
Church:
And last is Grif. He's really lazy, and really annoying. But at least he's smart. I think he's smarter than anyone, really.
Simmons:
You mean smarter than all the people there are now, right?
Church:
No, I mean all of them put together! There was this one guy, in maroon armour, I haven't seen him in a while, but he was a frickin' KNOW IT ALL! He walked around like he owned the place, but no one listened to him, and they didn't really like him.
Simmons:
What did they say?
Church:
Oh, just that he wasn't good at stuff, and he was dumb, and stuff he liked was dumb, and he wasn't as attractive as other people.
Simmons:
[trying not to cry]

[sniff]

Simmons:
Sounds like a real jerk!
[runs off]

Church:
Hey, where are you going?
Simmons:
[sobbing]
I have to go to the bathroom!
Church:
Well, could you hurry it up? I need to finish orientation before you have to make me dinner!

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