Melanie Carmichael:
Hi honey! Looking good! How's the family?
Jake:
Cut the shit! Where's my stuff?
Melanie Carmichael:
Now what kind of wife would I be if I didn't pick up after my husband?
Jake:
The kind that don't live here! Now I'm gonna ask you one last time, where is the hide-a-key?
Melanie Carmichael:
I had the sweetest talk with Wade's mama about her tractor.
Jake:
Nice to see you got your accent back.
Melanie Carmichael:
Oh, I stubbled across a few things today.
Jake:
Holy shit, what happened to the stove? Oh and where are them little magnets I had over here huh? What the hell is this? Chick food?
Melanie Carmichael:
Light beer. Less calories. I tried to pick out a new bed but have you been to the Sit and Sleep lately? Yuck. I suppose I'll just have to order something from New York.
Jake:
Whatever blows your dress up darlin'. You go right ahead and spend your money.
Melanie Carmichael:
Oh but darlin', I thought you said we should think of it as our money? Just a guess, but I'm thinking the words "joint checking" are flashing into your head right now?
Jake:
How much did you take?
Melanie Carmichael:
All of it!
Jake:
Son of a bitch!
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