[At the "Dolemite" premiere, Rudy sees a boy and his father waiting anxiously outside. In lieu of going inside right away, he turns and walks back to them]
Rudy Ray Moore:
Hey, Little Man! You old enough to be out this late?
[the boy and his dad can't believe Dolemite is talking to them!]
Boy's Father:
[proudly]
Aw, he just can't stop talkin' about you! He's always doing your shit!
Boy:
[excited]
I love your rhymin', Rudy! It's so bad!
Rudy Ray Moore:
[playful]
I ain't bad! YOU Bad!
Boy:
I do your rhymin', just like Dolemite! But then I make it about *me*!
[Laying down a beatbox beat, the boy begins to recite his own Dolemite rhymes]
Boy:
[rapping]
You heard about Dolemite and Shine and the Titanic / But there's a new kid around who's gonna be gigantic! / I live in the hood, but that can't hold me! / I'm gonna move to Beverly Hills, and don't you try to scold me!
[Rudy grins and joins. They start circling each other]
Rudy Ray Moore:
[rapping]
Hey boy, who do you think you are? / Don't you know you can't topple the world's greatest star?
Boy:
Ha!
[rapping]
Boy:
When it comes to rhymin', / I was through with it, / before you old chumps / ever knew what to do with it!
Rudy Ray Moore:
Oh yeah?
[rapping]
Rudy Ray Moore:
I chained down thunder and / handcuffed lightning! / I'm so damn strong it's sometimes fright'ning!
Boy:
[rapping]
I use an earthquake to make my milkshake!
Rudy Ray Moore:
[startled]
Hey, that's my line!
Boy:
No more!
[rapping]
Boy:
'Cause Mighty Donald is my name...
Rudy Ray Moore, Boy:
[rapping together]
And fucking up motherfuckers is my game!
[Rudy and the kid break into laughter. Rudy is delighted. He winks at the boy and pats him on the back]
Rudy Ray Moore:
[to the boy]
Son, you got the gift! Don't let *no one* tell you you can't be whatever you want.
[to the dad]
Rudy Ray Moore:
You done good.
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