Ferdinand:
Look, there's something you should know.
Babe:
Yes?
Ferdinand:
Humans eat ducks!
Babe:
[Gasps]
I beg your pardon?
Ferdinand:
Ah, most ducks prefer to forget it, but the fact is that humans like to eat plump, attractive ducks.
Babe:
Ohhh, I don't think so. Not the Boss, not the Boss's wife.
Ferdinand:
Oh, come on. Humans don't eat cats - why?
Babe:
Well, they're...
Ferdinand:
They're indispensable: they catch mice. Humans don't eat roosters - why? They make eggs with the hens and wake everyone up in the morning.
Babe:
Right.
Ferdinand:
I tried it with the hens: it didn't work. So I turned to crowing, and lo! I discover my gift. But no sooner do I become indispensable than they bring in a machine to do the job. Ohhhh-oh-oh. the treachery of it - a mechanical rooster!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 12:15