Tucker:
We're all getting lumps of coal for Christmas, aren't we?
Church:
Fuck no! You know how much coal costs? It's like five bucks a ton! I'm not spending that kind of money on you. You're all getting lumps of smoal.
Tucker:
What the heck is smoal?
Church:
It's a knockoff synthetic coal. It's just as good as the real thing. Except when you burn it it doesn't make any heat, it just makes smoke.
Tucker:
What? How the hell does it burn without making any heat?
Church:
How do I know? Ask the fine makers of smoal!
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:24