Rusty Cammeron:
[opening lines]
Hiya folks, this is me.
Pop Cammeron:
And me.
Grandpop Cammeron:
And me.
Opening narrator:
[as himself]
I'll tell you what these names mean so you can eat your popcorn in peace.
[Arlene Dahl's and Ann Miller's names appear in the opening credits]
Opening narrator:
These two girls fought over me: Arlene Dahl wanted me to marry Ann Miller, and Ann Miller wanted me to marry Arlene Dahl.
Opening narrator:
[the movie's title appears on the screen]
This is the title, please tell your friends; we'd like to make a little money with this picture.
Opening narrator:
[credits continue, showing Leon Ames, Pam Britton, and Richard Rober]
These are the villains, they get paid for being bad; me, I'm different, I'm good for nothing.
Opening narrator:
[writers' names appear]
We have four writers on this picture; three of them could write, and the other one was my wife's brother.
Opening narrator:
[other crew members' names appear]
These are the men who control everything; the sound, the photography, the costume, the scenery, the makeup. They tell you what to do,and you do it, they are the bosses. In movies, they call them technicians; in the army, they're called sergeants.
Opening narrator:
[producer's name appears]
The producer raved about my acting; in fact, they took him away yesterday.
Opening narrator:
[director's name appears]
A director has to have three things: imagination, showmanship, and another job in case the picture's no good.
[opening credits conclude]
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