Otis B. Driftwood:
Steward, steward! Stew!
Ship's Steward:
Yes, sir.
Otis B. Driftwood:
I say, stew.
Ship's Steward:
Yes, sir.
Otis B. Driftwood:
What have we got for dinner?
Ship's Steward:
Anything you like, sir. You might have some tomato juice, orange juice, grape juice, pineapple juice...
Otis B. Driftwood:
Hey, turn off the juice before I get electrocuted. Now let me have one of each... and uh, two fried eggs, two poached eggs, two scrambled eggs, and two medium-boiled eggs.
Fiorello:
[from inside the cabin room]
And two hard-boiled eggs!
Otis B. Driftwood:
And two hard-boiled eggs.
[Tomasso honks his horn]
Otis B. Driftwood:
Make that three hard-boiled eggs. And, uh, some roast beef, rare, medium, well done, and overdone.
Fiorello:
[from the room]
And two hard-boiled eggs.
Otis B. Driftwood:
[Tomasso honks his horn again]
Make that three hard-boiled eggs... and, uh, eight pieces of French pastry.
Fiorello:
With two hard-boiled eggs.
Otis B. Driftwood:
And two hard-boiled eggs.
[Tomasso honks his horn again]
Otis B. Driftwood:
Make that three hard-boiled eggs.
[Tomasso makes a short honk on his horn]
Otis B. Driftwood:
And one duck egg. Uh, have you got any stewed prunes?
Ship's Steward:
Yes, sir.
Otis B. Driftwood:
Well, give them some black coffee, that'll sober them up.
Fiorello:
And two hard-boiled eggs.
Otis B. Driftwood:
And two hard-boiled eggs.
[Tomasso repeatedly honks his horn, imitating the Morse code]
Otis B. Driftwood:
It's either foggy out, or make that twelve more hard-boiled eggs. And steward, rush that along, because the faster it comes, the faster this convention will be over.
Ship's Steward:
Yes, sir.
Otis B. Driftwood:
Do they allow tipping on the boat?
Ship's Steward:
Oh, yes sir!
Otis B. Driftwood:
Have you got two fives?
Ship's Steward:
Yes, sir.
Otis B. Driftwood:
Well, then you won't need the ten cents I was going to give you.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:45