Pete:
[attempting to teach Tad how to chop wood with an ax]
Ok... So... The trick is to take a full swing so as to as to split the log in one swift...
[Tad removes his shirt and reveals a muscular chest]
Pete:
stroke... Okay...
[Peter removes his shirt to reveal a skinny chicken chest]
Pete:
Yeah... Let's do this... Hey... so uh... you work out?
Tad:
[shakes his head]
Nah.
Pete:
Yeah me neither, I know... it's like...
[shrugs]
Pete:
me neither... Okay, uhh... so basically one, swift, stroke.
[swings ax and gets it caught in the wood]
Pete:
Ok... and sometimes you just... ya know... basically get a bad piece of wood... Basically...
[Tad chops wood with an ax all the way through]
Pete:
And you know sometimes you don't... That's... that's uh... good... beginners luck... ya know... first time...
[Tad chops another piece of wood while Pete still struggles with the ax caught in his first piece]
Pete:
Ah! And the luck continues... that's great... Good for you man...
Tad:
Pete, did you ever see the movie I did called "The Man Named Jackson"?
Pete:
If it came out Tad... then I saw it...
[Tad comes over to help Pete with the ax]
Pete:
You know what... yeah, I think that the ax is actually broken...
[Tad pulls the ax out of the wood easily]
Pete:
Yeah huh... that's great...
[Tad slaps Pete easily on his chicken chest]
Pete:
Heh...
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05/03/2025 alle ore 09:08