State Trooper:
[Harry is driving fast and a cop is behind him and Lloyd]
Pull over!
Harry Dunne:
What?
State Trooper:
Pull over!
Harry Dunne:
[realizes he's holding beer bottles that Lloyd urinated in; shows his sweater]
No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for noticin'!
Lloyd Christmas:
Yeah, killer boots, man!
State Trooper:
Pull your vehicle to the side of the road! License and registration, please. You fellas were going a little fast back there, wouldn't you say? You fellas been doing a bit of boozin', have ya? Suckin back on grandpa's old cough medicine?
Harry Dunne:
No, sir.
Lloyd Christmas:
No.
State Trooper:
[points to the beer bottles]
Yeah, well what's that?
Harry Dunne:
That's nothing, sir.
Lloyd Christmas:
Yeah, nothing.
State Trooper:
Yeah, well are you aware that it's against the law to have an open alcohol container here in the state of Pennsylvania? Come on, give me that booze, you little pumpkin pie, hair-cutted freak, come on!
[Harry complies; the cop prepares to drink it, not knowing that Lloyd peed in it]

Harry Dunne:
Sir, no! Wait, wait, wait!
Lloyd Christmas:
No, sir, don't!
State Trooper:
You keep your mouth shut if you know it's good for ya, buddy!
[takes a swig, only to realize he just drank urine]

Lloyd Christmas:
Tic-Tac, sir?
State Trooper:
Get the hell out of here!
[on the verge of gagging]

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