Sonny MacGregor:
I'm having a day's rough shooting and I want some bullets, please.
Gunsmith:
Cartridges? Certainly, sir. Any particular make?
Sonny MacGregor:
No, as long as they've got gunpowder in them.
Gunsmith:
What bore?
Sonny MacGregor:
Boar? No, no. A few rabbits, pheasants, small fry, you know.
Gunsmith:
No, no, no, sir. Bore. B-O-R-E.
Sonny MacGregor:
Bore!
[laughs]
Sonny MacGregor:
Hmm?
Gunsmith:
12, 20 or 4-10?
Sonny MacGregor:
Er... Definitely, yes.
Gunsmith:
Well, which, sir?
Sonny MacGregor:
Well, the largest you have, surely.
Gunsmith:
12-bore. How many, sir? 50?
Sonny MacGregor:
No. No, I think you'd better make it a thousand.
Gunsmith:
A thousand?
Sonny MacGregor:
Yes.
Gunsmith:
But didn't you say a day's rough shooting?
Sonny MacGregor:
Yes, I did, er... and it may be pretty rough. On second thoughts, I think you'd better make it fifteen hundred, perhaps.
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