Joe Dirt:
There are three rules when dealin' with a deadly alligator. And yes, they are deadly, don't kid yaself. Rule number one, I'm number one. Ya hear that, I like ta kid around. Rule two, the croc's number two. Now before I begin...
Kid at Gator Farm:
Hey, what's rule three?
Joe Dirt:
What's that? Kid, give me a break now.
Kid at Gator Farm:
So you don't know rule three?
Joe Dirt:
Yeah, you want a match? My face and your ass! How 'bout that friend? Huh? I mean, your ass and my face, what's up?
Joe Dirt:
Here we go, I'm a bit of a crocophile, so don't try this at home. This here's Rocky, and he ain't no puppy. Now, let's see if Rocky's got some cavities.
[Joe opens Rocky's mouth]

Joe Dirt:
This mofo knows not to mess with Sir Joseph Dirt.
[Joe puts his head inside Rocky's mouth, then screams as Rocky moves his head up and down thrashing Joe around]

Joe Dirt:
[Rocky throws Joe out of his mouth as crowd laughs and cheers]
Oh, when bad pets go bad, dang.
Joe Dirt:
[Babbling nonsensically]
It's like the cartoons, I'm seein' all "tweet tweet".
Charlene the Gator Farmer:
Joe, what can I do fa you? Ya not makin' any sense.
Joe Dirt:
Not makin'? Not makin'?
[Flashback to Joe's little sister in the car on their way to the Grand Canyon]

Joe's Little Sister:
That's why Dad named you Joe Dirt instead of Nunamaker.
[echoes]

Joe Dirt:
Nunamaker! Nunamaker! That's what my sister said on the way to the Grand Canyon! My last name's Dirt, her last name's Nunamaker! That's my parents' last name!

Film

Le avventure di Joe Dirt (2001)

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