Simon Johanssen:
Well, what can we do for you today?
A Scotsman:
How much do you charge for a ticket to Edinburgh?
Peter Swanson:
To where?
A Scotsman:
To Edinburgh.
Peter Swanson:
[they put him on the weighing scales]
Two hundred and fifty dollars.
A Scotsman:
[outraged]
Two hundred and fifty dollars?
Peter Swanson:
Two hundred and fifty dollars.
A Scotsman:
Hoots, mon!
Peter Swanson:
He's got owl blood in him!
A Scotsman:
How much do you charge for shipping a dead man?
Simon Johanssen:
Thirty five dollars.
A Scotsman:
Thirty five dollars?
[he exits and a shot is heard. Peter rings up $35 on the cash register]
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