Thor:
Let me get this straight. You're going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame, and you suddenly grow big as a house?
Surtur:
A MOUNTAIN!
Thor:
The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away in Asgard?
Surtur:
Odin is not on Asgard. And your absence has left the throne defenseless.
Thor:
Okay. So, where is this crown?
Surtur:
[points at the crown]
This is my crown. The source of my power!
Thor:
Oh, that's your crown? I thought it was a big eyebrow.
Surtur:
It's a crown!
Thor:
Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok is rip that thing off your head.
Surtur:
But Ragnarok has already begun! You cannot stop it! I am Asgard's doom, and so are you! All will suffer, all will burn!
Thor:
Oh, that's intense. You know to be honest, seeing you grow really big and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. But it looks like I'll have to choose Option B, where I bust out of these chains, knock that tiara off your head, and stash you away in Asgard's vault.
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