Lyla:
You're a bit late.
Miguel O'Hara:
Can't all be everywhere at once.
Lyla:
A little text might have been nice.
Miguel O'Hara:
I was gone for less than two hours. What happened?
Lyla:
Okay, okay, okay. I know what it looks like, but... here's the good news.
Miguel O'Hara:
Oh, here we go.
Lyla:
The multiverse didn't collapse.
Miguel O'Hara:
Oh, cool!
Lyla:
A little touch and go. It worked out.
Miguel O'Hara:
Great story. Hey, did you finish the goober?
Lyla:
It's not a goober. It's a gizmo.
Miguel O'Hara:
You always have to call me out? It's just really frustrating and that bums me out.
Lyla:
Don't get too excited, Miguel. It's just a prototype.
Miguel O'Hara:
Not excited.
Lyla:
But you could be the first person to make an autonomous multiverse jump. Or the last.
Miguel O'Hara:
Okay, so we're just... gonna roll the dice on this?
Lyla:
So what do you say, pal? Where do you want to go first?
Miguel O'Hara:
Let's start at the beginning, one last time. Earth-67.
[Miguel jumps into Earth-67 and meets that universe's Spider-Man]
Miguel O'Hara:
Whoa!
Spider-Man (Earth-67):
What the- ?
Miguel O'Hara:
I'm Spider-Man. I need you to come with me.
Spider-Man (Earth-67):
[pointing at Miguel]
Who the heck are you?
Miguel O'Hara:
[pointing back]
I, I just told you. Now listen, listen. I'm from the future.
Spider-Man (Earth-67):
[pointing back]
How dare you point at me.
Miguel O'Hara:
[pointing back]
You, you were pointing first.
Spider-Man (Earth-67):
[pointing back]
It's rude to point.
Miguel O'Hara:
[pointing back]
You're being very rude! You're not even believing what I'm saying!
Police Officer (Earth-67):
Which one pointed first?
J. Jonah Jameson (Earth-67):
Spider-Man pointed first. Obviously!
Miguel O'Hara:
[as both Spider-Men continue to point at each other]
You're pointing at me right now! Look at you! Look what you did there! Look at your finger right now!
Spider-Man (Earth-67):
You're pointing. I've been pointing at your pointing. It's different than normal pointing.
Miguel O'Hara:
You are pointing...
Spider-Man (Earth-67):
You haven't seen pointing until I'm finished with you.
Miguel O'Hara:
You're accusing me of pointing while you're...
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