Admiral Motti:
Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe.
Stewie (Darth Vader):
That is fantastic. Terrific work. So no weaknesses at all?
Admiral Motti:
N... no.
Stewie (Darth Vader):
You, uh, you hesitated there. Is there something I should know?
Admiral Motti:
No, it's virtually indestructible, like 99.99%.
Stewie (Darth Vader):
Uh, okay, wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't ask what's the 0.01?
Admiral Motti:
Well, I mean, there's this little hole. It was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect. And if you shoot a laser into this hole, the station blows up.
Stewie (Darth Vader):
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That sounds like a pretty big design flaw, then.
Admiral Motti:
No, no, the hole's only two meters across.
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin):
Well, that's no bigger than a womp rat.
Admiral Motti:
Exactly. And even to get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench. It's not a big deal.
Stewie (Darth Vader):
Can't we board it up or, you know, put some plywood over it or something?
Admiral Motti:
Well, that would look terrible. I mean, we gotta think about resale.
Stewie (Darth Vader):
Resale? What are you talking about? This property is right above Sunset. The value is only going to go up.
Admiral Motti:
Lord Vader, your inside references to the Los Angeles real estate market haven't given you the clairvoyance to turn a profit on that condo in Glendale. Nor has it...
Stewie (Darth Vader):
[Vader begins to choke him]
I find your lack of faith disturbing. That property is in a prime location! Twenty minutes to the beach, twenty minutes to downtown!
Admiral Motti:
[choking]
There's nothing to do downtown!
Mayor Adam West (Grand Moff Tarkin):
Enough of this! Vader, release him!
Stewie (Darth Vader):
As you wish.
[releases Tagge]
Stewie (Darth Vader):
All right, so were' going to plug up that hole?
Imperial Officer:
Yeah, we can get it done tomorrow if price is no object.
Stewie (Darth Vader):
Ehhhh...
Imperial Officer:
We'll get estimates.
Stewie (Darth Vader):
Get estimates, yeah, yeah.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:06