Bad Best Man:
[walks on stage and starts beatboxing]
Haha, just kidding, just kidding. The moment Chris asked me to be his best man, I sat down and I wrote a pretty awesome speech. But, I don't know, I think I'd rather speak from the heart.
[rips paper in half]
Jimmy:
Oh, don't do that. Don't you rip that paper up. You never do that.
Bad Best Man:
Ah. You know, when Chris... Chris and I first met, we, um... uh, wha... Chris and I, um... have known each other since, uh... hah... Chris and I, you know, we, we did stuff together.
[dry heaves]
Jimmy:
He's gonna throw up on the fuckin' bride.
Bad Best Man:
And, um, Chris has been like a brother to me. Well, I... because my real brother died. Well, he didn't die immediately...
Jimmy:
No...
Bad Best Man:
They revived him in the ambulance, then he died later. Hah... uh... Adolf Hitler once said...
Jimmy:
Holy fucking shit.
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