Grandsanta:
[Arthur, Grandsanta, and Bryony have just left Idaho with the fake reindeer attached to the sleigh and they are halfway across the Atlantic Ocean]
Christmas 1923, had a heart attack at the reigns. Left ventricle popped out me mouth. Pushed it back down and carried on!
[Arthur and Grandsanta chuckle]

Arthur:
[Looks over the ledge of the sleigh and sees nothing but water all around]
It's big, isn't it, the Atlantic? Think we should stop and ask someone?
Grandsanta:
Pishywibble, we're nearly there!
[Grandsanta points to a slow moving streak of light in the sky]

Grandsanta:
See, I take the North Star there as a fixed point. Then I plot my bearings from, um...
Bryony:
That's a plane, sir.
Grandsanta:
Insubordination. I'll have you harpooned, elf.
Arthur:
[Looking down and seeing something that looks like a tropical island]
I thought it would be chillier near England.
Grandsanta:
Globular warming.
[Sees land ahead and starts heading for it]

Grandsanta:
Ha! Land ahoy! There it is. Told you!
Arthur:
[They land in Tanzania, Africa]
Wow. England.
[a huge beetle crawls over Arthur]

Arthur:
Yyaaarrggh!
Grandsanta:
Maybe we pullled to the right a bit. We're a reindeer short. France. Bonjour! Ou est la Boulangerie?
Arthur:
[Hears an elephant]
They have elephants in France?
Grandsanta:
The odd stray. They breed in the drains. This way. Buenos dias! Hola!
[They look around and realize they ended up in some animal sanctuary]

Grandsanta:
Paris Zoo.
Bryony:
[Lions get agitated and start roaring]
Then this is where they keep the lions!
[Lions and other animals start marching towards everyone]

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Il figlio di Babbo Natale (2011)

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