Hiro:
[meeting Tadashi's friends]
Honey Lemon? Go Go? Wasabi?
Wasabi:
[frustrated]
I spilled wasabi on my shirt one time, people. ONE TIME!
Tadashi:
[chuckles]
Fred's the one who comes up with the nicknames.
Hiro:
Uh, who's Fred?
Fred:
[appears behind Hiro in his mascot costume]
This guy! Right here!
[Hiro yelps and jumps back in alarm]
Fred:
Uh-uh! Don't be alarmed.
[opens up the costume's mouth to reveal his face]
Fred:
It's just a suit. This is not my real face and body.
[shakes Hiro's hand]
Fred:
The name's Fred. School mascot by day. But by night...
[Fred does several impressive moves with the sign he's carrying]
Fred:
I am also the school mascot.
Hiro:
So what's your major?
Fred:
No, no, no. I'm not a student. But I am a MAJOR science enthusiast.
[He sits down and picks up a comic book with a shapeshifter on the cover]
Fred:
I've been trying to get Honey to develop a formula that can turn me into a fire-breathing lizard at will. But she says that's, "not science."
Honey Lemon:
It's-it's really not.
Fred:
Yeah. And I guess the shrink ray I asked Wasabi for isn't "science" either, is it?
Wasabi:
Nope.
Fred:
Well then, what about, invisible sandwich? Imagine eating a sandwich, but everyone just thinks you're crazy!
Wasabi:
Just stop.
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