Robin Williams:
[on the English]
Golf was their last domain of dominance, they were the Kings, up until... *Tiger*
[crowd claps]
Robin Williams:
Yeees, son of a black man and a Thai woman. Even a German geneticist couldn't have thought that one up! Remember, he goes and plays at St. Andrews, where they fuckin' invented the sport. And after the 4th round he's 18 under par, and there's only 18 fuckin' holes! So they're like:
Robin Williams:
[in an English voice]
"Oh dear god, we're doomed! How did he learn to play, we wouldn't let him join, dear god!"
Robin Williams:
[normal voice]
And then they have nightmares of gold clubs going
[rap music]
Robin Williams:
Yo yo yo, I'm playin' through, rather you're a gentile, or a Jew! Remo Beach, motherfucker!
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