[first lines]
History Student:
[skips in]
Hey.
[taps desks until Coach looks up]
History Student:
What do you think?
Coach:
I think you're not wearing your uniform.
History Student:
What do you mean? I mean, it's Fourth of July, and I wanted to celebrate by wearing red.
[pops suspenders]
Coach:
If you'd been paying attention in class, you would have realized the *British* wore the red. See this? British, redcoats, bloody backs, lobsters?
History Student:
Yeah, that's what I'm...
Coach:
Yes. Yes, we, the Colonists, the Americans, we wore blue.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:54