Yaya:
What? I don't know, you looked like you were thinking there.
Carl:
No, I'm not. I'm not. Cool.
Yaya:
I can tell there's something's wrong. Just talk to me, what is it?
Carl:
No, it's just... when you say... When you say, "Thank you, honey" like that... You don't really give me an option but to pay. It was just an observation. Just something I've noticed.
Yaya:
We can split the bill if you like.
Carl:
No, no...
Yaya:
I can whip out a calculator...
Carl:
No, no, okay.
Yaya:
How many glasses of wine did you have?
Carl:
Oh sure, oh sure...
Yaya:
You had, like, three more.
Carl:
Ok. That's not what I mean. That's not what I mean.
Yaya:
Yeah, I think it all evens out, you know.
Carl:
Don't remember last night? You said you were gonna... You said you were gonna pay for food today. At the end of the meal, you said, "Thanks. Tomorrow I'll get it".
Yaya:
Sure, but then you picked up the bill, and I thought you wanted to pay, so I said, "Thank you, honey."
Carl:
Ok, but it was there for such a long time...
Yaya:
I didn't see it.
Carl:
You didn't see it?
Yaya:
No, er... No, I didn't. I didn't see it. Or I didn't notice it. We were just having a nice dinner.
Carl:
You didn't see the bill when it got put on the table?
Yaya:
No, I didn't Carl.
Carl:
So the waiter came in, and put it in the middle of the table just there. And you didn't happen to see it?
Yaya:
Oh my God!
Carl:
What? I'm asking you seriously now, because...
Yaya:
Wow!
Carl:
What's... What's "wow"?
[she leaves the table]
Carl:
What are you doing? No, no, no. Just don't... Wait. Can you sit down? Sit down.
Yaya:
I'm just trying to figure out what exactly I did wrong! Seriously?
Carl:
Calm down. Please, just sit down.
Yaya:
You're fighting over money!
Carl:
No! That's not what's...
Yaya:
That's literally what's happening.
Carl:
I'm just pointing out the fact that...
Yaya:
Why are you so obsessed with money?
Carl:
I'm not obsessed. Can you just sit down, please? I'm not obsessed with money. It was just an observation from yesterday. Can you please sit down?
[she returns to the table]
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