Lady at Chinese Restaurant:
I have been looking for you! And I wanna talk to you!
Boris Yellnikoff:
Who are you?
Lady at Chinese Restaurant:
Did you - Did you pick up a chess board full of pieces and hit my son with it at his lesson today?
Boris Yellnikoff:
That idiot's you're son? Do me a favor, don't send that cretin to me anymore. I can't teach an empty-headed zombie chess.
Lady at Chinese Restaurant:
I will have you know, that he is a very bright child.
Boris Yellnikoff:
In your opinion.
Lady at Chinese Restaurant:
In...
Boris Yellnikoff:
In your opinion. Which you're skewed because he's your unfortunate issue.
Lady at Chinese Restaurant:
So you threw a chess board at him?
Boris Yellnikoff:
I didn't throw it at him. I picked up the board and dumped the pieces on his head. As an object lesson to shake him out vegetable torpor.
Lady at Chinese Restaurant:
You wait till my husband gets back from Florida!
Boris Yellnikoff:
What's he doing in Florida without you?
Lady at Chinese Restaurant:
He will - punch you in the nose!
Boris Yellnikoff:
Hmph, my husband's in Fort Lauderdale. He's probably hanging out with your naked coeds on spring break.
Lady at Chinese Restaurant:
He...
Boris Yellnikoff:
He tells her it's a business trip. Your son's an imbecile! Teach him tiddlywinks, not chess.
Lady at Chinese Restaurant:
I-
[leaves]

Boris' Friend:
You handled that beautifully, Boris.
Boris' Friend:
You should open the 'Boris Yellinkoff Charms School'.
Boris' Friend:
Let's get out of here.
Boris' Friend:
[Boris' friends start to leave the restaurant]
It's getting late.
Boris' Friend:
I'm tired.
Boris' Friend:
Goodnight, Boris.
Boris Yellnikoff:
What? What are you doing? Where are you going? That's it?
Boris' Friend, Boris' Friend, Boris' Friend:
[they all leave]

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