Jeff Dunham:
[about Achmed's dog with no legs]
What did you call him?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[stares at Jeff]
Seriously?
[pause]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Seriously?
Jeff Dunham:
What?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
I had a dog with no legs.
Jeff Dunham:
What did you call him?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Seriously? Okay, you're a comedian, right?
Jeff Dunham:
Yeah.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[slowly]
I had a dog... with no legs.
[threateningly]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Ask me again...
[Jeff stares at Achmed; they both raise their eyebrows at each other, open their mouths briefly without speaking and move their eyes back and forth between them and the audience]
Jeff Dunham:
What did you call him?
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
I didn't call him anything because he could never come.
[the audience laughs]
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
It's not funny!
Jeff Dunham:
Achmed, that's, like, the oldest joke ever.
Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Yes, but in my case, it was true.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 07:13