Maxwell Smart:
This is the latest in counter-attack furniture. The D-1 Turbocharger Desk Mobile. This desk can go from 0 to 60 in five seconds, and can cruise at 80 miles an hour. It was built at a cost of $12 million. Get on.
[Max sits down at the desk]
Maxwell Smart:
See that key in the drawer? Turn it.
Maxwell Smart:
Of course! The ol' dashboard-in-the-drawer trick!
Carruthers:
To activate the armament, you press the knob marked "air conditioning."
Maxwell Smart:
How do you turn on the air conditioning?
Carruthers:
There is no air conditioning.
Maxwell Smart:
There is no air conditioning? Are you kidding? $12 million for this thing, and no air conditioning? You better work on that, Carruthers. How much mileage do you get on this thing?
Carruthers:
35 on the highway, 12 in the living room.
Maxwell Smart:
Well, that's not bad for an American make.
Carruthers:
That's because it doesn't run on gasoline. It runs on ink.
Carruthers:
This thing runs on ink? That's fantastic, Carruthers! Why, do you realize that could be the answer to the fuel shortage?
Maxwell Smart:
I'm afraid not. Special kind of ink. Comes from Saudi Arabia.
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