Leslie Nielsen:
You call ahead about the mongoose?
The Caddy:
Yeah, it'll be waiting for us at the green. We can feed it then.
Leslie Nielsen:
Well, we BETTER. We shoulda fed it an hour ago! I hope nobody's fiddling with that cage. You remember what happened in Florida.
The Caddy:
Oh yeah.
[to Brad]

The Caddy:
There was BLOOD all over.
Brad:
[skeptical]
Mongoose?
Leslie Nielsen:
Yeah, fastest animal in the world. We use it to kill snakes. Like a cross between a Tasmanian Devil and a wolverine. You know about a wolverine: It'll take food from a lion. It's got jaws on it like a hyena, it can crush bone. It goes straight for the jugular vein all the time, it's so fast. They call it the "merciful killer". They're SO fast, that it's over before you know what hit you.

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Leslie Nielsen's Bad Golf My Way (1994)

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