Real Estate Agent:
[Car pulls up in front of a bright, pleasant, sunny house]
May I ask why the sudden move?
Marilyn Munster:
No.
Real Estate Agent:
[Agent and Marilyn get out of car]
All right. Well, this, it's an emotional property, ideal for any multi-generational family.
Marilyn Munster:
We're not just any family.
Real Estate Agent:
Well, the sun shines more on this house than any other house in the neighborhood.
Marilyn Munster:
Not a feature we're looking for.
[Turns and looks across the street at a dark, shadowed, rambling mansion]
Marilyn Munster:
What about that one?
Real Estate Agent:
It's a very emotional property for entirely different reasons. The former owner was a notorious serial killer who poisoned hoboes.
Marilyn Munster:
I'll take it.
Real Estate Agent:
It's not for sale. They're tearing it down.
Marilyn Munster:
But they haven't yet.
Real Estate Agent:
That's a horrible place. Horrible things happened there. They found dozens of graves in the backyard.
Marilyn Munster:
Mm-hmmm.
Real Estate Agent:
Well, maybe you could buy the lot once the grounds have been cleansed.
Marilyn Munster:
My aunt and uncle prefer pre-cleansed.
Real Estate Agent:
Miss, there may be dead homeless people in the walls.
Marilyn Munster:
Then they found a home after all.
[Smiles at house, then look over shoulder at agent]
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