Phil Blumburtt:
[With Beverly in tow, a depressed Howard exits the museum where Phil works]
... Beverly! Howard, wait! Come on, don't flutter off in a huff. Listen, I've got some important matters to clean up here...
Dr. Chapin:
[from back in the museum]
Blumburtt! Did you hear what I said?
Phil Blumburtt:
...I'll call you tonight.
Dr. Chapin:
Blumburtt, I want you back in here! Now!
Phil Blumburtt:
I'll figure out a way to help Howard, I swear. Just don't show him to anybody else...
Howard T. Duck:
I understand, Phil; it's the thought that counts...
[notices a young couple on the street]

Howard T. Duck:
... They look hungry; get 'em a banana.
Phil Blumburtt:
Hide him, Beverly! Take him to a movie or something!
Howard T. Duck:
That sounds like an idea. What's playing?
Beverly:
Look, Howard, I didn't know where else to go for help.
Howard T. Duck:
Your hand still beats mine; I'm not sure where to go, period.
Dr. Chapin:
BLUMBURTT! WHERE ARE YOU? INSIDE!
Phil Blumburtt:
Coming, coming!
Beverly:
Howard, are you sure you're okay?
Howard T. Duck:
Of course; why shouldn't I be? I only got blasted jillions of miles through space, ended up on another planet, and was just given an IQ test by a janitor. Hasn't everybody had at least one day like that?
Beverly:
Look, you may be trapped in a world you never made; but, to put it philosophically, who isn't? Heck, *I* didn't make this world either. If I had, my whole career wouldn't be falling apart.
Howard T. Duck:
...Touche, Bev. How's this for a deal: I fix your career, you fix my life. Sound fair?
[several children laughingly rush Howard, with their Teacher in tow]

Teacher:
Look at this wonderful exhibit!
Howard T. Duck:
EXHIBIT? Nice. For a minute, I thought you were gonna call me a freak or an outcast... like in *The Elephant Duck*! Now THERE was a downer.
Teacher:
It's so lifelike and realistic.
Howard T. Duck:
I cannot begin to tell you how right-at-home that makes me feel.
Riportata da il 05/03/2025 alle ore 07:53

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