[Joker's broadcast intrusion; a commercial for Smylex]
Joker:
[appearing in a supermarket]
New and improved Joker products! With a new secret ingredient! Smylex.
[he holds up a glass bottle of green liquid]
Joker:
Let's go over to our blind taste test!
[the two deceased models, Amanda Keeler and Candy Walker, both appear made up to look like the Joker; only their lips move]
Amanda Keeler, Candy Walker:
Love that Joker!
[the commercial cuts to a darkened room with a terrified man bound and gagged; underneath him a caption reads: "NOT AN ACTOR!"]
Joker:
Uh-oh! He don't look too happy!
[points to container next to him reading "Brand X"]
Joker:
He's been using Brand X!
[a caption appears next to them reading: "OH NO!"''; Joker moves over to another man, dead with a Joker grin, next to a table of household items]
Joker:
But with new Joker brand, I get a grin again and again!
[Joker is now sitting on a beach set with Amanda and Candy lounging next to him]
Joker:
That luscious tan! Those ruby lips! And hair color so natural, only your undertaker knows for sure!
[Bruce Wayne is watching on TV as Joker laughs on screen]
Joker:
I know what you're saying! "Where can I get these fine new items?" Well, that's the gag: chances are, you bought 'em already!
Amanda Keeler:
Love that Joker!
Joker:
So remember! Put on a happy face!
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