Paula McFadden:
Is that it? Is that the last chorus?
Elliot Garfield:
I am in a blissful state so don't bug me.
Paula McFadden:
Is this going to be a regular routine? I mean, guitars at night. Humming in the morning. I've been in musicals that didn't have this much music.
Elliot Garfield:
Miss McFadden, this morning I start rehearsals for my very first New York play. Probably the most important day of my life. Am I nervous? No, I am not nervous. Because I have meditated I am relaxed, I am calm, I am confident. You, on the other hand, have not meditated. Therefore you are a pain in the ass.
Paula McFadden:
This happens to be a very important day for me, too. I am auditioning for a new musical this morning. I slept seventeen minutes last night thanks to you and with the bags I have under my eyes unless this musical is about little old ladies I don't stand a chance in hell. Are you listening to me?
Elliot Garfield:
Uh-huh.
Paula McFadden:
What is that slop you are putting into my dishes?
Elliot Garfield:
Granola, wheat germ, soya, lecithin, natural honey. My body is a temple, Miss McFadden, and I am worshiping it. It's what gives me my energy, my vitality and my natural disposition. I'm sixty-three years old Miss McFadden and look at me. May I fix you a bowl?
Paula McFadden:
This is not going to work. I mean, I don't know you well enough to truly dislike you but you are just too weird to live with. Why don't you find yourself another apartment and I will pay you the six hundred dollars as soon as I get a job.
Elliot Garfield:
You are forgetting that this is my apartment. You are living here on an Elliot Garfield grant. You really ought to try some of this, you know? It's got whole bran in it. My feeling is that your whole problem stems from irregularity.
Riportata da il
05/03/2025 alle ore 08:52
Consiglia
Voto
Nessun dato in archivio
Commenti
Nessun dato in archivio
