Dark Helmet:
Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner:
Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet:
Who made that man a gunner?
Major Asshole:
I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet:
Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz:
He's an asshole sir.
Dark Helmet:
I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz:
That is his name sir. Asshole, Major Asshole!
Dark Helmet:
And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz:
He's an asshole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip Asshole!
Dark Helmet:
How many assholes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew:
Yo!
Dark Helmet:
I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet:
Keep firing, assholes!
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