Britt Reid:
Think about this, Kato. What is the one insanely stupid thing every superhero has in common?
Kato:
Tights?
Britt Reid:
No.
Kato:
Cape?
Britt Reid:
No, Kato. It's that everybody knows they're the good guy, the hero, you know? All the bad guy has to do is start capping innocent people and he's got the good guy by the nuts! It's in every movie, it's in every comic book. It's in everything. It's so stupid. But if the bad guy thought the good guy was also a bad guy, he wouldn't be able to do that. That's what we will do differently. We will pose as villains, but we'll act like heroes.
Kato:
But then, the police and the bad guys will both try to kill us.
Britt Reid:
We're dead already, Kato. I mean, seriously, look at us. We've both been completely wasting our potential. You a little more than me. What do you want your autobiography to be called? "Oil Changes and Cappuccinos"? Because I think, "Balls Deep in Shit-Kicking Dudes by Kato" is a much cooler-sounding book. I would read that book, and I don't read shit! But when they adapted it as a movie, I would see the shit out of it. Kato, you would never have to make coffee for anyone again. It's a waste of your talent. It's not dying that you need to be afraid of. It's never having lived in the first place.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 09:34