Mr. Stifler:
Son?
Erik Stifler:
Yeah?
Mr. Stifler:
I want to show you something. This is the list of all the chicks I ever banged.
Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman:
Are you serious? Is that two-sided? It is. Nice!
Mr. Stifler:
Yeah, it's a good goal for you to try to keep up with your old man.
Erik Stifler:
Hey Dad, why isn't Mom's name the last name on the list?
Mr. Stifler:
There? Uh, we didn't tell you, but when you were three, we had a trial separation for a week.
Erik Stifler:
Trial Separation?
Erik Stifler:
Uh, Dad, there's like... Well, there's ten names here for that week alone.
Mr. Stifler:
Yeah, I went on kind of a poontang bender there.
Mike 'Cooze' Coozeman:
Is that my Mom's name?
Mr. Stifler:
Yeah, you know, on second thought I'll just kind of hang onto that.
Erik Stifler:
[whispering]
You had sex with his Mom?
Mr. Stifler:
Yeah.
Erik Stifler:
[whispering]
How was it?
Mr. Stifler:
Yuck.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:39