Cal:
You're gay now?
David:
No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate.
Cal:
I think... I mean, that sounds gay. I just want you to know this is, like, the first conversation of, like, three conversations that leads to you being gay. Like, there's this, and then in a year it's like, "Oh, you know, I'm kinda gonna want to get back out there, but I think I like guys," and then there's the big, "Oh, I'm... I'm... I'm a gay guy now."
David:
[smirks]
You're gay for saying that.
Cal:
I'm gay for saying that?
David:
You know how I know you're gay?
Cal:
How? How do you know I'm gay?
David:
Because you macramed yourself a pair of jean shorts.
Cal:
You know how I know *you're* gay? You just told me you're not sleeping with women any more.
David:
You know how I know you're gay?
Cal:
How? 'Cause you're gay? And you can tell who other gay people are?
David:
You know how I know you're gay?
Cal:
How?
David:
You like Coldplay.
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