Jason Carvey:
[thinking he's talking to Greg]
I'm sorry, okay? I just got massive blue balls. I had to practice. Please don't be mad... How mad are you?
The Voice:
Oh... I'm not mad, Jason.
Jason Carvey:
Dude... We said we wouldn't use the voice on each other.
The Voice:
We said a lot of things.
Jason Carvey:
This is Greg, right?
The Voice:
[laughing]
Who else would it be?
Jason Carvey:
Where are you? I wanna tell you about it. By the way, we should go to the frat party. Tara's there.
The Voice:
What was it like?
Jason Carvey:
Not on the phone, man. And seriously... turn off the fucking voice modulator.
The Voice:
I'm just trying to get the voice right, you got to have your practice, I get mine. Just tell me, what it felt like. And then maybe I'll come out.
Jason Carvey:
Dude, I know you're not here...
The Voice:
Humor me.
Jason Carvey:
Alright, fine. It was even better than we could have imagined. And when the knife, went in her, it's like... she wasn't a human anymore. Just an animal. And everytime when I went in, she was less... Less human... And then? She was... just meat.
The Voice:
But she wasn't just meat, Jason... She was a person, our film professor.
Jason Carvey:
Yeah, well... Fuck her.
The Voice:
Let's play a game.
Jason Carvey:
Ah, shit...
The Voice:
You know "warmer colder"? Come on, find me, and then we're going to gut the Carpenter sisters.
Jason Carvey:
[notices "Greg" is watching him through the cameras]
Are you using the fucking cameras?
The Voice:
Yeah, the cameras. And at the moment, you're very, very cold.
Jason Carvey:
Alright douchebag... Let's play.
[he enters one of the rooms]
The Voice:
COLD.
[Jason walks down the hall]
The Voice:
Heating up... Warm...
[Jason looks at the closet]
The Voice:
Warmer...
[Jason opens the closet, which turned out to be empty]
Jason Carvey:
[He walks towards the kitchen]
Alright, you know what? This is stupid... I'm gonna hang up now.
The Voice:
But you're getting warmer.
[Jason steps away slightly from the fridge]
The Voice:
Colder.
Jason Carvey:
[opens the fridge, where he finds Greg's dismembered body]
Ah! What the f-ck?
The Voice:
[appears behind Jason and stabs him in the back]
Do you feel like an animal, Jason?
[Wayne repeatedly stabs Jason in the stomach as he screams in pain]
The Voice:
Like... Meat?
Jason Carvey:
But, we have to finish the movie...
The Voice:
WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT MOVIES?
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