Ricky Bobby:
How was school today, boys?
Walker:
I threw a bunch of Grandpa Chip's war medals off the bridge.
[Chip is startled]
Ricky Bobby:
Sounds like a good day. How 'bout you, TR?
Texas Ranger:
The teacher asked me what was the capital of North Carolina. I said Washington, D.C.
Cal Naughton, Jr.:
Bingo.
Ricky Bobby:
Nice.
Texas Ranger:
She said, "No, you're wrong." I said, "You got a lumpy butt." She got mad at me and yelled at me and I pissed in my pants and I never did change my pee-pants all day. I'm still sittin' in my dirty pee-pants.
Cal Naughton, Jr.:
I wet my bed until I was nineteen. There's no shame in that.
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05/03/2025 alle ore 08:49