[discussing Eli's bad date with Tom the previous night]
Eli Wyckoff:
He kept saying, "You do the math," even when it made no sense sense. What a turn-off.
Brett Miles Sanford:
What's the turn-on? According to your mother you haven't had a hard-on since she first took you to see THE NUTCRACKER at the Jewish Community Center in first grade.
Eli Wyckoff:
Stop talking to my mother about my sex life.
Brett Miles Sanford:
What sex life?
Eli Wyckoff:
I have one!
Brett Miles Sanford:
Uh huh, right.
[makes jerking off motions]
Eli Wyckoff:
Ok, y'know, it counts. I spent 10 years learning which buttons to push, now I just have to look at myself and I cum.
Brett Miles Sanford:
Eww.
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