Derek Dietl:
Susan!
Susan Murphy:
Derek?
Derek Dietl:
Baby, I thought long and hard about what happened between us, and I want you to know, I forgive you.
Susan Murphy:
*You* forgive *me*?
Derek Dietl:
Of course. It wasn't your fault you got hit by a meteorite and ruined everything. And you know what? I say maybe you didn't ruin everything. I just got a call from New York. They offered me network. All I have to do is get an exclusive interview from you.
Susan Murphy:
Really?
Derek Dietl:
Yeah! I get my dream job, and you get your dream guy. It's a win-win for Team Dietl.
Susan Murphy:
Derek... that's amazing. Er, is the camera rolling?
Derek Dietl:
Absolutely.
Susan Murphy:
[picks up Derek]
Good, because I wouldn't want your fans out there to miss this. This is Susan Murphy saying, "Goodbye, Derek!"
[she flicks him up in the air]
Susan Murphy:
B.O.B., could you, er...?
B.O.B.:
[after catching Derek and spitting him out again]
Derek, you are a selfish jerk, and guess what? I've met someone else. She's lime green, she has 14 little chunks of pineapple inside of her, and she is everything I deserve in life! I'm happy now, Derek, without you. It's over.
Derek Dietl:
[deflated, to cameraman]
Turn it off.
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