[from trailer - One man has supposedly been reading the trailer script, while the director has been correcting him. Now the frustrated director interrupts again]
Trailer director:
What about the plot?
Trailer reader:
The what?
Trailer director:
The plot. What the film is about.
Trailer reader:
Well I haven't *seen* it, have I?
Trailer director:
Haven't seen it? You're sitting there telling millions of people to go and see a film you haven't even *seen*?
Trailer reader:
Well, I can't see every film I do, now can I?
Trailer director:
Oh, wonderful! Terrific! Look, give me that!
Trailer reader:
What're you doing?
Trailer director:
Taking over! You're out! O-U-T! Finished! Kaput! Finito!
Trailer reader:
But what about the trailer?
Trailer director:
*I'll* do it!
[clears throat]
Trailer director:
Time Bandits is an awfully good film. We have worked ever so hard on it. It's a tremendous adventure story. We like it, and we're pretty sure you will.
Trailer reader:
[snickers]
Trailer director:
What's wrong with it? It's direct. Punchy. Honest.
Trailer reader:
*Honest?*
[laughs]
Trailer reader:
Honest shmonest! What's that got to do with anything?
[the trailer ends]
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